i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!๐๐)
thank you Wikipedia
you: want some RAW mushrooms?
me: get out.
i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!๐๐)
thank you Wikipedia
you: want a mushroom?
me: get out.
Someone who's kept in the dark and fed shit. Like a mushroom.
They treated me like a mushroom. They kept me in the dark and fed me shit.
Something you eat so you can get high.
Wanna get high off of mushrooms?
The name of a current hair style popular among boys and young men. Its signature element is an oversized bush of loose, tousled hair (the mushroom) that protrudes out over the forehead in a furry shelf that would, in some extreme cases, seem to impinge on the field of vision.
Okay, buzzcut the sides but leave the mushroom in front.
She likes to get her fingers in my mushroom.
I can't see anything in the shower because when my mushroom gets wet it covers both my eyes.
1. Stuff you eat to see pretty colors
2. Things that grow in your yard that are sometimes poisonous
I eat mushrooms when I'm bored
A soul binding deal made by touching hands and saying mushroom. The deal cannot be broken without risking the relationship.
Never break a mushroom, its too risky.