U need therapy

A term used by your friends to tell you to go to a mental facility. If someone said this to you, I would recommend going.

1-ur mom
2-u need therapy

1-RAWR
2-get help

need any?

Typical drug dealer slang for "do you need any weed?"

Yo you need any?
Nah I just picked up some bud earlier.

You need to kelly

when you need to fix up your face

dang girl you need to kelly

I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

a friend in need is a friend indeed

A person is genuinely dependable if they provide assistance during a trying time.

A truly dependable person proves themself to be a friend in need is a friend indeed, by always offering help during difficult times

Angel needs a stoopysticker

SHe keeps begging for stoopy stickers give her the fricking sticker

MORGAN WHERE IS MY STOOPY STICKERS? Angel needs a stoopysticker..

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you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.

*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.