nerd porn

any catalog selling software, computer hardware, or any computer-related product

"Ooh! Nerd porn! Nerd porn!" SPLOOGE

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nerd rage

Nerd Rage: The phenomenon in which a typical "nerd" becomes so enraged, that rational thought quickly decreases, but strength output is significantly increased as if being channeled. The period is short lived, but can end up causing serious damage, especially if the "nerd" has a short-fused temper.

Person 1: Haha, you are teh sucksorz.
Person 2 (Nerd): ARGGHHHHH!
Person 1: Oh shit! He's got nerd rage!

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nerd appeal

the opposite of sex appeal. when you are attracted to someone because of the bulge in their baseball cap rather than the bulge in their pants.

Damn, son. After Miss Kennedy the librarian schooled me on Pythagoras and math theory, I wanted to make out with her so badly. Now that's nerd appeal!

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uber nerd

A nerd that other nerds look upon as a God amongst their species. This nerd is often assembled from parts of lesser nerds.

"Behold my knowledge of Linux, and know that I am your God." - The Uber Nerd

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Nerd Cave

1. Room 213.
2. A dark room, corner, confined or enclosed area which nerds go to hide from the outside world, especially sunlight.
3. An enclosed area where nerds may thrive, without contact with the outside.

New inhabitants of the Nerd Cave are called "Nerdlings".

1. Nerds tend to in the Nerd Cave during times of intense sunlight.
2. Nerds may hibernate in Nerd Caves for long periods of time.
3. The annual Nerd-a-thon will be held at the Nerd Cave.
4. Scientists have discovered that the Nerd Cave is where the evolution from humans to nerds begins.

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hood nerd

An individual who enjoys nerdy subjects and hobbies but acts and dresses in a street manner due to his or her upbringing.

"Yo, Donny seems very gangsta but really he's one of them hood nerds."

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Nerd Period

That time of the month when you feel particularly nerdy. Often characterized by sudden emotional outbreaks of nerdiness and demands for unreasonable amounts of certain video games or music. No nasty bodily functions involved; a possible exception of less showering may occur, however.

Person 1:
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"

Person 2:
O_o

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