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u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers
u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
What your parents wished they used
We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods
Emma: you wore the condom... right?
Chad: oh...oh no... OH FUCK
and that how you were made
What broke when u parents had u
Ur mum : oh shit
ur dad : what
ur mum : the condom broke
ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now
A nice clear balloon. Blows up very big, and you can use it as a good football. At least that's what we did when we found them at school.
*Teacher sees us using a blown-up condom as a football*
*Facepalms after realizing it was his*
Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls
Don’t use a condom on them minors