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Eating cake with only the middle and pointer fingers of each hand. Considerered very uncouth at parties if you deuce straight from the cake plate.
Double deucing contests can be held between friends, to see who can deuce their cake first (doubly, of course).
Dude, I can't believe you just double deuced that cake. I was gonna cut myself a piece of that.
That triple fat deuce was so colossal it probably didn't even make a splash.
To take an extraordinary shit, whether it be of spectacular size, color, or odor, etc.
Dude!! Come check this out!! I just delivered a royal deuce!!
The act of freezing a turd, with the intent of using it as a dildo once it has frozen solid.
"He's got a big one in the freezer so he can give Felecia a frosted deuce later tonight."
The age of 23. You could also throw it in anytime you use that stupid izzle language.
Snoop Dizzle iz deuce trizzle.
Guy on guy on girl, not a train.
No one gets down to cuck fuck deuce like Kyle, Austin, and the unlucky.
Defecation immediately upon waking.
Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.
Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."
Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."