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the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!
Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.
A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."
a way to say yes to an extreme amount; opposite of "the fuck i do"
person 1: you don't wanna watch this with me
person 2: the fuck i don't! of course i'll watch it with you
To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Think of a parade. A parade has people following an object. The thing that is being followed represents the new trend. The parade goes down a street like floating objects down a river or stream.
Hot woman: I love nerdy guys.
Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.
Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.
Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.
Don't date December. The month where no one is allowed to date
George, will you go out with me ?
No sorry its Don't Date December
Thog don't careeee
"Hello"
"Thog don't careee"
Shitebag if ye don't is a common Scottish phrase that translates to "your a pussy if you don't do it" and are the most motivational four words any human can hear.
Billy: shall I ask this lassie out
Graham: shitebag if ye don't
Billy: alright then
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