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noodle salad

When a group a guys put their flaccid dicks in someones mouth.

I know a girl from Atlanta that makes the best noodle salad.

by Ronnie Blaze December 6, 2015

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noodle pocket

The opening in the front of men's and boy's underwear to facilitate the exposition of the penis usually for the purpose of expediting urination.

Colin didn't like his new underwear because they didn't have a noodle pocket.

by Colin's Uncle January 17, 2009

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Noodle withdrawal

The disease that filthy Japanese people get when they visit France.

Tetsuro came to France and became gravely ill with the noodle withdrawal because there are not many noodles served at CROUS.

by jdw39 July 20, 2010

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Nippy Noodles

It's very cold.
Normally used in an outside setting and by girls.
Being nippy noodles can cause THO in any gender.

Lenne: Ugh, I don't want to walk the dog, it's nippy noodles out there!

by Kraytheili May 12, 2009

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Moist Noodle

Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.

Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!

by BanJayce February 15, 2022

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Rice Noodle

a Penis of Asian ancestry which is too small to suck or fuck

"Rosha get some!" Says Eric.
"No, you fucking rice noodle!" Rosha screams.
"What do you mean?" Eric says confused.
"You're a rice noodle bruh, sorry." Will explains.

by the_zymbobwhey May 29, 2018

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Saucy Noodle

After you finish spanking your monkey the left over jizz on your noodle is the sauce

MOM HELP ME CLEAN UP MY SAUCY NOODLE!

by Suck My Left Nut July 22, 2015

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