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A female who is stupid and also a whore.
Alex: Hi John. Why is your wife such a stupid whore?
John: Good question.
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One who is addicted to their sidekick. Usually a girl. Must always have their sidekick within an arm's length.
Jennifer (flips her sidekick out): Hey, I got 8 new text messages!
Thomas: You are such a Sidekick Whore!
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someone who is normal through the year but around Christmas time wants to do it like crazy. Under Christmas lights, Christmas trees, while watching Christmas movies, listening to Christmas music, in a bed of poinsettias, ect.
Person 1: Is it just me or do those christmas lights look really sexy hot.
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!
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describes annoying assholes who make Facebook statuses that appeal to as many people as possible so that they can get a ton of 'likes'. Popular mechanisms employed by like whores include:
"to be honest" statuses
"like this status and me and (insert name of second pretentious bitch) will make you a video"
"I hate it when..."
"ZOMG IT'S SNOWING"
Dude 1: Oh look, it's Sunday night and Jessie doesn't want to go to school tomorrow. Cool fucking story.
Dude 2: What a like whore.
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This person is an elitist who cares only about how prestigious their jobs and/or college degrees are. They consider people who attend top notch schools that aren't quite "elite" - such as Rice, Northwestern, and Duke - to be pretty dumb. If anyone isn't a doctor, lawyer, investment banker, or prominent politician, then a prestige whore is simply too "elite" to talk to this TTT.
After the prestige whore retook his 1480 SAT in hopes of getting into Harvard, he jumped off of a cliff after learning that his score declined.
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quickly washing the crotch and underarms as a quick way to get ready for sex.
"She quickly washed her crotch and underarms right before they had sex."
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1. A girl that fucks you
then your best friend
then your cousin
then your best friend's cousin
and your bro
then the guy next door
then his neighbor
then a random dude form the bar
then the next day her Facebook status says "I love my hubby"
2. A female that could potentially fuck a entire family tree and possibly the entire town they reside in, while supposedly being in a committed relationship.
Me: I totally got brained off by Roxy last night!
Friend: What!?!?! Are you sure because I fucking layed pipe like the mario brothers on that.
Me: Hey, I just hope it was before you got your turn. You know she is a total whore bag.
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