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What is Joe Biden going to tell Donald Trump after the inauguration.
Joe Biden to Donald Trump after the inauguration: "You're fired."
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A woman with a red haired vagina.
I love me some "Fire Crotch"
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Captain Falcons special penetration method performed in super smash bros when he Up and B's someone.
<gamer1>Ah yes just made it back
<gamer2>FIRE FUCK
<announcer>GAME
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Putting hot sauce on ones finger and rubbing a girls clitoris.
Dude I totally gave that girl fire clit last night after I ate those chicken wings. She was super pissed.
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A version of the Amazon Kindle that has tablet-like capabilities such as full-color internet (wi-fi,) apps like Netflix, hulu, pandora, twitter, and temple run, you can upload music or buy it via amazonMP3, and cloud storage. Pretty cheap at $200, it's great for reading and okay for a tablet. But, it's awkward (which for a kindle is disappointing) and not very user-friendly. If you're looking for a tablet, skip it and get an iPad. You can read on that little shit too.
Just finished The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo on my kindle fire, gonna put on some beatles and check my facebook with my neighbors un-password-protected wifi.
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we should probably leave the building, no?
Ahhh! Run away! The roof is on fire!
Yeah man, the roof is on fire!
NOO! The roof is on fire!!!!
OH! The roof is on fire!
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An extremely potent batch of marijuana. No specific strain is defined as "fire weed", but certain samples can be.
A: "Yo, do you have any of this Purple Kush?"
B: "Nah, dawg, that shit's old; now this Candy Kush is some fire weed!"
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