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listen here you little shit

a phrase used by the biggest dickhead in the world-also referred to as rossasaurus

ah jesus he really said (listen here you little shit) so he must be that bitch rissy

by abbadabbadoodiddydeeda January 30, 2020

2πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger

A special Bob's Burgers cheeseburger that comes with gruyere cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger; you should try it!"

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ November 17, 2018

55πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.

"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants March 27, 2011

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Playing a game of wack fuck over here

Whack!

Bart: Playing a game of wack fuck over here.
*Winston whacks gold ball*
Winston: Fuck!

by Whack fuck March 6, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


daria <insert long last name here>

sweetest person alive, sexy mf, my fave person,

will daria <insert long last name here> marry me?

no, she’s sonny’s

by sonnyasf May 2, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


you can find anything on here, cant you?

You must be fricking bored to type this in. Go outside and "accidentaly" push down an old lady neighbor. Take a camera, and when she gets mad, say its social experiment. It's not.

What am I doing with my life that I defined you can find anything on here, cant you?!?!?!?!?

by Well,IDK February 6, 2017

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


According to Sophocles, I gotta get outta here!!!

This phrase is used when you are caught up in your words, and aren't making any sense, and you need to get out as soon as possible, so you decide to turn to a famous playright to make yourself look educated and get out of the situation before it is too late!!!

"If you have a goat as a pet, it will eat everything!" "Well, DUH, that's why they call them goats!!!" OH god, according to Sophocles, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

by According to Sophocles... July 13, 2007

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž