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He hated fat people.
*Shows bench with five arm rests put close together, so you have to be slim in order to sit down.* "In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people"
The most infamous Delicious Dish episode featured Alec Baldwin as the chef Pete Schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his "Schweddy Balls," and later re-appeared to showcase his "Schweddy Weiner." The ice cream company Ben and Jerry's released a flavor in September 2011 called "Schweddy Balls" in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves
Bob: "Have you heared the major news media complain about Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"
A Blanka Ball is a sexual technique performed in a crouched position. When your partner least suspects it, you shove your balls in their mouth. This can be two-in-oned with a low jab to the thigh to get their attention first.
Zack crouched outside the bathroom waiting for Kelly to finish showering. As soon as she opened the door, he caught her with a Blanka Ball rendering her dizzy.
It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.
Larry David, Curb your Enthusiasm. "I have long balls, LONG BALLS!"
It's a mix of heroin and cocaine and is ussually injected
you havent tried nothin until youve had a speed ball
So tired that your whole body is sagging.
(803) I didn't fall asleep 'till 4AM last night.
(675) Man, you must be balls tired.
When someone is to afraid to do something, or doesn't do something that could be considered fun.
Person 1: Are you going to ask her out?
Person 2: Nah I don't think so.
Person 1: Don't be a 'Pussy No Balls'