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skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.

There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.

by NavyTown September 13, 2020


Weasel instigator

Dayne edwards...

Did you see that weasel instigator dayne edwards chatting shit

by Lg90 November 30, 2019


grime weasel

a person who has the characteristics of a weasel but his perception of life has compelled him into the grimier side of life. His focus is predominantly involved in deep conversations creating his own peculiar perception of reality that we call life.

i knew that joe was a proper lad, but after spending time with him on his profound level, in intermit conversation, i realised he was a real grime weasel

by deanman420 March 5, 2016


fung weasel

A fucking busybody up and everybody's business who needs to be minding her own or his own business

Don't be such a fung weasel ,mind your own business.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023


bung weasel

word for an extensively long log of fecal matter

Yo, that man just laid out a fat bung weasel!

by Troglodyte Breeder April 30, 2021


Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020


weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them

John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting

by Sarahr November 16, 2013