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Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
A gas oven used in the process of either heating or burning dutch people.
Guy: Damn, that's a hot dutch gas oven. Bet It'll be able to burn some Dutches!
Young man born in Dunmore, PA. Son to Katherine and Paul, brother to Kathleen and Matt. Jack is a mischievous quirky and dashing young fellow. Anyone who has the honor to meet Jack Oven will be a lucky man for the rest of their lives.
Did somebody say Skibidi sigma Rizz in Ohio?
Yeah that was Jack Oven
An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.
"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*
"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*