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When you release a load of cum on a persons chest and/or face and rub the cum all around the spot where you released with your dick, like a paint brush.
Mr. Stark, Andrew's teacher was so horny that he gave him a Paint Brush Suprise. Andrew liked it so much he gave his teacher a cleveland steamer
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Masturbate to ejaculate on a picture of somebody
Do I look hot in this selfie?
Yeah, I'd paint your picture. Wanna see?
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When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.
Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.
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To vomit in a projectile fashion.
Don't paint the wall, man. Hurl in the shitter.
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Adjective, meaning that something will fail, or won't work.
also means something is wrong.
When a person, who is high, tells you that you should ride a dolphin like a skateboard and do a 360 in mid air.
you'd say " Man...ain't no paint in that yank!"
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a paint shop where joe mamma shops! (inside joke!!)
ur mom went to joe's paint shop!
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