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A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names
Penguin <3 : Just stands there*
Girls with Z names: faint*
The most peng person in the world.
Own penguins princess of them.
Is like Jesus for penguins.
Michool: i hate grackel
Tyler: Dont you mean princess prudence of the penguins
Also know as 'Single pringle' used to describe a person who is single or just come out of a relationship. It is mostly used with teenagers
pringle dumped lonely teenager relationship single penguin single penguin
The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
A young person who can burn the elite.
that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.
When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.
I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.