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Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021


Red-Pilled

A term used by conservative internet users to favourably describe their own sociopolitical viewpoints; at its most basic level, it means to have been made aware of something obscure or forbidden.

It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” written and directed by Cis Gendered men who transitioned in 2007-8, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in.

Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”

Man 1: “Damn the trannies are trying to teach 2 year olds about men’s penises! That’s Sexual exploitation and abuse towards a child!”
Man 2: “Holy shit bro you’re Red-Pilled as fuck, Awesome, let’s lynch trannies!

by Pelly20k July 31, 2022


dyslexia pills

The feeling of being so high you can’t read or see. Another term for weed

my dyslexia pills are kicking in

by thicctoes27 June 24, 2020


Thicc Pilled

A permanent state of mind when an individual bears witness to the utmost thiccness. They no longer perceive thiccness the same, and typically fall into a dissociative spiral

Jimmy is based and thicc pilled. Poor guy

by tyrone24534 February 4, 2022


bug pilled

Awareness and a state of being created by an over indulgence of prescription pills and other prescribed medicnes. A state of being in which you are more docile and naive due to an over indulgence in prescribed medicine.

“Did you hear Mikey’s therapist has him on antidepressants now?” “Isn’t he already on adderral?” “He is bug pilled for sure”

by blickygotthestiffyuh September 29, 2023


Kiki-Pilled

A one-up from Red-Pilled, Kiki-Pilled is the highest form of praise one can give.
Someone who is Kiki-Pilled is extremely cool, speaks the truth and is loved by everyone.
They are often cracked at something like video games or giving advice.

"Bro, I like what you did there, you're Kiki-Pilled and based!"
"Wow, Kiki-Pilled AND based?! I'm flattered!"
"Of course!"

by emo rat man September 28, 2021


Lose my pills

To be angry or upset

If my kid gets out of bed one more time, I’m going to lose my pills.

by Fofoxsake February 1, 2021