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someone who smokes the pole consistently, and drinks orange juice on a regular basis
you dumb pirate smoker, why dont you go suck a dick
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A variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, an auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator ejaculates in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.
I had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left peeper with an auto-pirate.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings at home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.
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This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. Watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- AARGH!!!
She didn't like the parrot for her birthday after the angry pirate incident
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The act of semen being expelled from the penis, onto a persons eye when it is less than 32 degrees Fahrenheit. The semen freezes over the persons eye, like an eye patch. Then following the ejaculation, the person is kicked in the shin, to become a like a pirate with one eye and one leg.
"Yeah dude, I accidentally gave her a Frosty-pirate this morning, it was brutal."
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One who raids, or pirates, another's booty.
Beast! is a fanny pirate.
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a sex term, when you cum in the girls eye and then kick her in the chin, causing her to jump up and down with her hand in her eye, Yelling the word ARRRHHH
I gave a Grumpy Pirate to shanaynay
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Like the awkward turtle, the awkward pirate is a hand gesture used when an awkward situation arises. A single hand is used to cover one eye, and the free thumb is spun in a clockwise manner.
"So that wasn't really me last night, that was my dad. And he's dead... Now."
"..."
*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*
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