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The first piss after a male orgasm.
Thanks for the head but if you will excuse me I have to go and take a victory piss.
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When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.
Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!
Piss-worthy; On the hotness scale, a girl that is so hot you would allow her to piss on your face just so you could see where it was coming from.
Man dude dis smokin ass chick was so fuggjn hot dude she was like piss-worthy. Know wut I'm sayin?
When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.
Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.
Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!
Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache”
Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”
Guy1: “ what did I forget”
Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”
Guy1: I forgorđź’€
The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.
Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"
A drink catholic boys drink when they become men.
Preist: drink the shower piss and be born into manhood.