An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.
The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.
The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.
According to Cory, it means jacking off.
"Last night before you came over i was sweeping out the pole barn in the shower."
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Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
Masturbation.
As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
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A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
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Surprise or exclamation.
A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.
Hi John.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
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Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.
He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.