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A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.
"dude i gave that pregumundo cholo hoe a mondo polish titty twister!"
To make air popped popcorn with your sexy blonde female partner and insert grass fed, unsalted butter into her vagina and ask her nicely to squat over the bowl of popcorn until the butter has Melted over it, followed by any sexual act resulting in at least one orgasm and then watching a movie while eating the delicious popcorn.
My girlfriend and I had a polish movie night last night.
when a group of male heterosexuals take another male heterosexual and proceed to skull fuck him. Also known as a 'PD.'
Yo, I just got p.d.'ed from Jerome and Steve.
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When a batter swings and his bat slips out of his hands propelling the bat into the stands.
Some lucky fan just got a fantastic souveneir after that Polish Home Run by Pena.
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A mixture of fecal matter and other debris that build up on your taint as a result of wiping back to front
"Damn did you smell Sean today? He smells like
crap, it must be the Polish mud pie!"
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The literal translation is "fat liver” in French, but Poles have since applied this by injecting alcoholic beverages via a “tube” (shot glass) into humans. This is a good o’l Polish tradition of treating foreigners and guests for that matter by Polish peak of engineering invention: “the Polish foie gras” 🍸 🦆 . This process is usually pleasant while it occurs. During the process Poles tend to shout “na zdrowie” and pour vodka down fellow drinkers throat 😀.
Richard, would you like to come to a Polish wedding? No, sorry Tomasz, I have had too much Polish foie gras in the past week, I need to rest. Ok, Richard I understand - I will see you later tonight.
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When a person with a vagina masturbates using clitoral stimulation.
Brittany: "what took you so long?"
Alexis: "sorry, I was polishing my pearl."
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