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When a man "gives birth" to a massive poop that has A.) been incubated for at least two days B.) Required at least twenty minutes of "labor" and C.) Recieves some kind of sentimental treatment i.e. a picture, non-flush, or naming. See also "fecus" (fecal fetus)
"My poop fetus was premature and it only weighed 5 pounds, 8 ounces at birth."
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Derogatory statement for a homosexual.
"When Bill got drunk at Pete's, Bill's asshole alarmed him the next morning that Pete was a poop plunger. Pete fucked Bill in the ass when Bill was passed out. Poor Bill."
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The act of defecating while surfing the internet on your laptop.
Dude, I'm sending you this IM while I'm makin' an e-poop!
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the dust that resonates around shit in the toilet when you forget to flush and it sits there for a while. Most visible when you flush after the shit has been there for a while.
Eric is such a douchebag, he forgot to flush and now the bottom of the toilet is covered in poop dust.
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An animal exercise wheel covered in excrement, due to a lack of cleaning.
As you can see the hedgehog really despises his poop wheel.
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a poop standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to poop. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can poop in private. that is a poop standoff.
julie went into her work bathroom to poop, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a poop standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.
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when a person goes to sit down at a cafeteria table only to find that someone has left some nasty ass food hidden under a napkin that nobody wants to clean up.
I was going to sit there but then I saw the food poop and instead sat next to the curly haired kid
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
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