10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

A expression primarily used by people who don't know the difference between weight and volume, it's supposed to mean that the situation is "fucked up" or "out of control". A better phrase would be "10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bag", but the person using the phrase is too fucking dumb to know the difference.

-"Fuckin. . .everything is crazy at fuckin work right now. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, nothing works
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."

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Pound Cake Dunk

The act of performing a dunk in a basketball game, but not with force; laying the ball in over the front rim with two hands and lightly touching the rim.

That kid sucks, all he can do is pound cake dunk.

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80 pounds overweight

When someone has a child

Person 1: "damn she is hot"
person 2: "nah man she is 80 pounds overweight"
person 1: "awe fuck that"

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pound one home

phrase to get people motivated i.e get something done

We need a vid pack in Forum, so lets pound one home boys.

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Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

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5 Pound Bitch

A comeback used towards anothers sassyness.

Coy trantham Your a dumb bitch

Comeback: And Your a 5 Pound bitch :O

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4 pound iron

A term used for a combat shotgun, comes from the fact that most combat shotguns weigh close to 4 kilograms

"Peace sells, but who's buyin? Who's cryin? Who's tryin? Who's poppin with the 4 pound iron?"

Ill Bill - Peace Sells

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