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Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours
My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.
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The inevitable state of excitement one gets ahead of a big night out / session
What's wrong with that mong Max?
He's got a severe case of pre session nerves.
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A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.
Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."
Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."
Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."
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That little spot of pee that appears when you really have to go to the bathroom and some just sneaks out into your undies.
What the hell, Jane, what's with all those pre-pee stains on your underwear? You have a bladder problem, son?
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The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.
I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.
A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.
Dude 2: Whys that.
Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!
A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.
"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."
"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."
"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."