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When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.
She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.
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A punch that is delivered to the buttocks of one who has his/her bottom in a protruding position. This punch can only be achieved with a minimum of 3 people and requires a conventional method of execution.
Person 1: "Butt punch!"
Person 2: *Delivers the punch to the extended posterior of Person 3.*
Person 3: "AHHH SHIT!"
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The act of female masterbation. The fist is clenched and thrusted in a motion resembling a bucking pony. This is the act in which a female punches her pony.
Before going on a date, Shaniqua punched her pony so she would not orgasm too fast.
Shanainai was punching the pony last night.
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This is a veriation on the baby punch.
While running through the mall you punch a toddler in the face whithout breaking your stride. This should startle the unsuspecting parent. Yes you can do a combo, two or more toddlers or babys will be needed for a combo.
'Man this burrito is good, after I finish this I'm going toddler punching'.
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My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.
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Website that had glorious goals to entertain the masses but due to the fact that their main writer is an alcoholic dope head, it has found its temporary home as a blog.
It is filled with stories of debauchery of scale proportions that may make you laugh and/or puke but more than likely just make you wish you'd never came across it.
I feel like reading stories about fat girls with bloody tampons, I know, I'll go to Gunt Punch.
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The Female Version Of Cock Block.
Sarah Went And Hole Punched me while i was with danny
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