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When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.
She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.
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A punch that is delivered to the buttocks of one who has his/her bottom in a protruding position. This punch can only be achieved with a minimum of 3 people and requires a conventional method of execution.
Person 1: "Butt punch!"
Person 2: *Delivers the punch to the extended posterior of Person 3.*
Person 3: "AHHH SHIT!"
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The act of female masterbation. The fist is clenched and thrusted in a motion resembling a bucking pony. This is the act in which a female punches her pony.
Before going on a date, Shaniqua punched her pony so she would not orgasm too fast.
Shanainai was punching the pony last night.
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This is a veriation on the baby punch.
While running through the mall you punch a toddler in the face whithout breaking your stride. This should startle the unsuspecting parent. Yes you can do a combo, two or more toddlers or babys will be needed for a combo.
'Man this burrito is good, after I finish this I'm going toddler punching'.
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My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.
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Website that had glorious goals to entertain the masses but due to the fact that their main writer is an alcoholic dope head, it has found its temporary home as a blog.
It is filled with stories of debauchery of scale proportions that may make you laugh and/or puke but more than likely just make you wish you'd never came across it.
I feel like reading stories about fat girls with bloody tampons, I know, I'll go to Gunt Punch.
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Describes the punch to the head received by David Koschman from R.J. Vanecko, the nephew of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley (and his brother, U.S. Chief of Staff to President Obama, William Daley). Koschman, who had just turned 21, was out drinking late at night on Chicago's Rush Street with friends when he by chance confronted Daley's nephew, RJ Vanecko. Words exchanged, and RJ Vanecko threw one punch to David Koschman's head, knocking him to the pavement, essentially killing him. Because of RJ Vanecko's connections to the Daley administration, and to the hospital where Koschman was taken, all records of the incident were lost. Police can't find the files and RJ Vanecko is now a successful businessman in California, never tried in a court of law. Even though witnesses and police reported that he threw the fatal punch. The police chief quit, and wont talk about the case. The Daleys refuse to talk about it. This kind of fatal punch is backed up by police and powerful politicians! If you're related, you can get away with murder!
RJ didn't like him at all, so he threw a Falcon Punch, and we all ran.
He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.
The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.
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