adj. or n.
incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.
derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.
adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
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(n) The action of grasping a tender nipple, often a male's, and twisting the flesh into a purple state. Sometimes bleeding may occur.
Dude, you gave me such an intense Purple Nurple that i began to lactate
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A type of drink that consists of a tequila shot chased by pineapple juice.
Andrea: What kind of drink is that?
AK: It's tequila chased with pineapple juice.
Andrea: But what is it called?
AK: It's a snazzy purple.
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The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.
She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.
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lots of pain caused by not finishing what one started
Eliana: he fell asleep with his fingers inside me, it was the worst case of purple vagina i've ever experianced
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A type of ecstasy pill that is purple in color and has a shoe on the front. Especially popular in Washington, specifically the 206 and 425.
Yo dude, last night i was so thizzed off of those purple jordans.
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