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purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

by alan October 27, 2004

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Purple Nurple

(n) The action of grasping a tender nipple, often a male's, and twisting the flesh into a purple state. Sometimes bleeding may occur.

Dude, you gave me such an intense Purple Nurple that i began to lactate

by RobJob April 14, 2006

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Snazzy Purple

A type of drink that consists of a tequila shot chased by pineapple juice.

Andrea: What kind of drink is that?
AK: It's tequila chased with pineapple juice.
Andrea: But what is it called?
AK: It's a snazzy purple.

by hemmingways41509 April 17, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Cow

The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.

She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.

by ATonOfClay September 13, 2006

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purple vagina

lots of pain caused by not finishing what one started

Eliana: he fell asleep with his fingers inside me, it was the worst case of purple vagina i've ever experianced

by Eliana May 29, 2005

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Purple pickle

A thing in your pants you show to girls

Wanna see my purple pickle

by Siri is GAY April 15, 2019

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Purple Jordans

A type of ecstasy pill that is purple in color and has a shoe on the front. Especially popular in Washington, specifically the 206 and 425.

Yo dude, last night i was so thizzed off of those purple jordans.

by alex24 April 9, 2007

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