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Someone who discriminates against the height of someone else. Often times short people are the targets of height racists, but in a few rare instances tall people are the target. The victims of a height racist are often put down. This greatly offends the victims.
Cael: "You're as short as my friend Tyler!"
Hailey: "That's offensive, Cael."
(Offensive as in It's offensive to be that short)
Tyler: "Hey, your a height racist!"
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An individual who has gone through the steps to become certified as a racist in the eyes of the public and the law. Ordained Racists are known to think of themselves as certified beauticians. However, they are just blatantly racist and decidedly out of pocket.
Guy 1: “Damn you here what Fred was saying last night?”
Guy 2: “Yea super out of pocket. Guy is an ordained racist”
A man named Al, who is without a doubt racist. Casually say's slur words and his hypocritical towards people of color and different ethnicity.
"Man, our boy Al is totally racist, but it's kind of funny" - Guy
"Yeah man, he is such a Racist Al" - Other Guy
A person who laughs at racist jokes, but isn't truly a racist. Someone with the ability to enjoy the humor that can be derived by pointing out the differences in the races, without being hateful about it, or thinking less of any race, including their own.
The current political climate is making it hard to be a gentle racist. I get a big laugh outta the #stopwhitepeople trends on Twitter but nowadays it brings out all these morons talking about "white genocide." It's just a joke!
When saying something is racist but doing/eating/drinking something stereotypical
That white dude is an racist! (While eating watermelon drinking koolaid and eating fried chicken) Other dude: Your being an Racist Halfwit!
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An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.
Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"
Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"
Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"
Horse Racism is a more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Whore's Racism back to all of the Horse Racists!"