Emotional retard

Emotional ih-moh-shuh-nl; adj. from Latin emovere

Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre

1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

1. Person who asks his girlfriend to come to Vienna with him for a week-end, but when it turns out there is only one affordable ticket left gets it for himself and goes on his own.

2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.

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retarded tinglies

The feeling one gets when embarassed for someone else. Often accompanied by a physical sensation.

This totally lame dude at the next restaurant booth was talking so loudly about how well he expected his date to go. I was getting the retarded tinglies.

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Functional Retard

A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.

Example 1)

*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*

Jessica: What is wrong with that man

Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.

Example 2)

*Actual disabled child walks by*

Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard

Amber: Dude, that's my brother.

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movie retarded

This is when someone is not able to comprehend what's going on in a movie and tends to annoy the few people that actually pay attention.

Person 1: What's going on right now?
Person 2: He needs to steal money to pay his bills
Person 1: Oh....

Two seconds later....
Person 1: What's happening now?
Person 2: AHHHHH you're so movie retarded!!!

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Retard Sex

1.Sexual intercourse between two idiots (female,male/male,male/femal,female) or sexual intercourse between two infact retarded people.

2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina

1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.

2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.

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retarded penguin

One of those losers who walk around with their pants around their knees, or holding their pants with one hand between their knees and where they shoud be, forcing them to waddle like a penguin. Usually THINKS he is a tough gangsta.

Ha ha look at that retarded penguin waddle... he doesn't even know how stupid he looks

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fucking retarded

adj. describing a task or action as being ridiculous beyond the definition of stupidity. This can also typically the be the result of bureaucratic bullshit paper work that was contrived by some ass-hat with his head up his fucking asshole.

This form is fucking retarded, there is no way I am going to fill it out every time I need to take a dump.

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