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When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.
"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"
When you fuck a girl in the ass and you pull it out, turn her around and smack her on the forehead with your dick. Then you step back and look at the imprint on her forehead, it looks like rusty rebar.
I was fucking Alexis in the ass and whenever I got done, I rolled her over, smacked her in the forehead with my cock and gave her a rusty rebar.
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While using lube from the porta potty I looked down to realize I had a rusty spud.
to acquire a busted up prostitute with a blue waffle who has had at least 10 abortions
there he goes with a rusty anderson again
The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.
Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.
Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !