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Usage of societal norms and expected thought structures or mental models of individuals to confuse, entire, educate, or solve the emotional woes of individuals through interpersonal psychological interaction and manipulation.
A proof of competence and experience in a field, profession, or social group.
Only an idiot would understand it.
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"No one ever speaks about Satanic Magick, only movie magic!"
"And I bet you think all white women have blond hair and black women wear hoop ear rings, huh?"
Satan wins again!
The act of Railing your significant other with such anger or fury one could question whether you are possessed by the Devil himself or other Demonic Spirit. Typical signs of Satan Railing are violent shaking of the bed, depth of penetration and the eyes of the Railee rolling up profoundly into the skull whilst holding onto the headboard
She annoyed me earlier, so when we went to bed I really Satan Railed her and got my aggression out.
The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.
This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours
When somebody bends over and spreads their ass cheeks so you can blow them a raspberry right on their chocolate button
Dude, last night she gave me Satan's raspberry. Yeah she told me to bend over and spread my cheeks and then she blew a raspberry on my butthole, it was like taking a fart without the effort.
Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit
James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.
Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off
When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.
The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.
Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).
Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.
If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.
If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week
Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?
Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!
Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs