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a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis
awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage
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A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.
"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"
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Noun: A phrase that means to slide and ride the joy that is your penis being rubbed against by two asscheeks. Similar to a milkshake but reverse.
I was going to ask for a sausage biscuit instead because her tits were too small for a milkshake.
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The only thing that makes australia great
Go get a fucking Bunnings sausage now you cunt
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The smell if your breath after sucking dick
That bitch has sausage breath !
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Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....
Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages
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When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly
Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?
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