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When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.
Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.
Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!
the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)
“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”
a person who flips you off with their pinky
Jagger is a Pinky Shart.
The crowd chants Shart Arts Shart! And Kevin Arts Shart around the ring and finishes his opponent with the Deadly Sharts!
Commentary: THE CROWD IS CHANTING SHART ARTS SHART! AND KEVIN ARTS IS SHARTING AROUND THE RING AND FINISHES HIS OPPONENT WITH THE DEADLY SHARTS
1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca
I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk