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the muddy slush of snow found in sidewalks and mostly on the sides of roads, very gross
person A: dude, why are your shoes so dirty?
person B: oh I stepped in ice shart
person A: ooooh
An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.
Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!
Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
I think i just Fart Shart my self
A friend who is named after their old oc just with shart
if your nickname is frost shart then sorry but your named after a cold turd
You: "Hey frost shart! nice name is it because you ate a turd once"
frost shart: +starts weeping+
When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends
That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!
When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly