completely drunk, fucked up, hammered.
"Oh man, did you see Jack at the bar? He was shitty borstein, I hope he wasn't driving tonight."
"Are you ok dude? You got pretty drunk last night."
"I wasn't just drunk, I was shitty borstein!"
To participate in the act of doing donuts in a pickup truck in a field; may be used to desribe many different kuntry boy activities involving trucks.
"How did he get arrested last night?"
"He was out cutting shitties in the Dirtymax and got caught by the game warden."
When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑
Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)
Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!
Clayton: What did you do?
Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
An illegal U-Turn.
Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.
"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."