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Also known as “God Jab.” When billions of believers often forget that wisely seeking God’s protection first to shield them from any plague or pestilence is freely available to them 24/7 long before they even receive a man-made vaccine, which loses its immunity to the coronavirus over time.
Guesstimate how many wise folks worldwide opted for a God shot in 2020–2021 while they’re waiting for the first WTO-approved Covid-19 vaccine.
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a very insulting remark that gos beyond the bounds of the topic at hand.
"yeah, I got a lower score on the test, but atleast my girlfriend doesn't have a lazy eye"
"ooo that's a low shot"
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When you're getting up from where you're sitting in a large group setting, where your seat could be stolen, you shout "shot five" and no one can take your seat for five minutes to ensure your seat will still be yours when you get back.
"im going to the bathroom, shot five!"
(in the case someone is sitting in your seat when you get back before 5 minutes is up)
"i shotted five"
"yeah its true she did shot five"
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Whenever the song "Shots" LMFAO ft Lil Jon comes on the radio, your iPod, your iTunes, or whatever really, you must immediately bust out shot glasses and take atleast one shot before the song is over (preferably during the "shots" chorus) no matter what you are doing.
Angie and Joie were sitting around the kitchen table doing important papers when the song "Shots" came on Angie's iTunes. They immediately felt The "Shots" Effect and proceeded to do a peppermint patty shot right then and there.
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When you cum on a girls face and stick a mask to her.
Bitch told me she was already vaccinated, but I gave her a COVID shot anyways.
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