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When you ejaculate in the shower, and the hot water and semen mix to create a extremely sticky glue substance that will not fuck off
"I can't get this shower glue off my thumb, I never should've choked the chicken in the tub this morning."
When a major rainstorm outside prompts a well deserved shower run. Consists of one lathering soap onto themselves and then putting on swimwear. Said person goes outside and runs in the rain rendering them clean once returning home.
This rainstorm coming in should be strong enough to get in a nice shower run before work.
When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.
I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.
Refers to hygienic supplies kept in your car in order to get cleaned up after a night out. Items such as; mouth wash, tooth brush, moist towelettes, water bottles, extra clothes, crackers (after a drunken night), etc.
Amber woke up at a friends house, desperately needing to get cleaned up before she went to church with her parents. Good thing she's able to take a car shower to wash off last night's shame.
The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
When 2 bitches piss over at least one dude(s) jerking off.
The husbands were jerking each other off while the wives pissed over them. Boom, Eiffel Shower.
Last night I was working something out on my own and accidentally gave myself a Minnesota shower