Someone who is slow is like a bridger. They take awhile to process easy things.
Friend 1: omg did you hear how long it took bridger to solve 1+1
Friend 2: yeah its because he is slow
“Yo bro….what does it mean if someone calls you slow?
“You’re acting like Karine…”
this is basically the definition for Jessica Meireles Dasilva, she never gets jokes on time and she is always disappearing during a group chat.
-jessica where did you go
-"wait i don't get the joke"
- " wait what"
-omg Jessica you are so slow
Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills
Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.