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Similar to "the shocker" but only better...Instead of "two in the pink, one in the stink" you go all in. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Which now puts your fingers in (from the official star trek movies/shows)...the "vulcan salute"... or "The Star Trek".
I met this crazy chick last night, she was begging for the shocker so I up'd my game, went all in and gave her "The Star Trek"
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either in your opinion the most stupid game ever or the best. i'm sure the majority of sso players can agree the game is ran by a bunch of uneducated idiots but hard working idiots, even though they drastically fail. join sso if you want nothing but disappointment from almost every update!!!
edit: yall disliking like i give a fuck, anyway stan talent stan itzy
"Star Stable hasn't done a good fucking update in months."
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A criminal who runs away as soon as he sees the police, and apparently thinks he is a track star for doing so. Normally yelled out to notify others someone is pulling a runner.
Two police officers break down a door and find a criminal inside. Criminal takes off with VCR
Police officer 1: "TRACK STAR!"
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When you with a girl and you want to get some loving.. just look up and pick a bright star, tell your girl that's the North Star we should kiss for good luck..
This hoe would give me no play so I said "oh look at that there's the North Star" now I got child support payments.
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A prostitute
The only difference is the use of a camera to showcase the deed for everyone else to enjoy
Girls who think they will be rich and famous because their parents told them they are beautiful will 'start out' in porn, only to be famous for such films as
Interracial Gang Bang Fuck 4 & 5 or Hot and Horny Granny Tranny Threesome
Also,
What every fat, balding 45 year old creep with no girlfriend dreams of every night
"Omg Becky, these guys at the studio promised me a lucrative modeling contract. I only have to suck and fuck 6 asian guys and 2 crack head black guys in the back of a van for $200 to add to my portfolio!"
"Mom, is it true that straight porn star men will bang other guys in the ass as well as hot silicone chicks for money?"
"Yes Billy, its true!"
"Gross!"
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When five guys circle up with their dicks close together in a sort of star shape. then a girl sucks on all five dicks at the same time.
"Lets get in the Star Position"
"Star us you whore"
"Im going to star all of you guys"
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some chick that keeps a list of the famous people she sleeps with.
Cathy: "OMG I just dry humped Richard Lewis in the bathroom. I am so gonna add him to the list."
Jennifer: "You are the lamest star collector i have ever met."
Cathy: "ROCK ON!"
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