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Story of anything epic that happens while sitting on the shitter.
Guy 1 "I had just been prescribed Norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. Having only taken azidothymidine prior, I made the mistake of taking Norvir and then going to the video store. As I stood in line, I felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. Within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so I dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. At the bar, my anus gushed forth a river of noxious shit the likes of which I had never encountered before. Smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of shit I never dreamed any colon could hold. After the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my ass, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. I tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. After washing my hands, ass, and the toilet seat, I left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. To this day, I feel badly that I didnt tip $10."
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"
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When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.
The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.
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An orgasm through the butt achieved while watching Toy Story.
Woody: We've got to do something about this!
Audience member: Oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!! Toy Story Buttgasm!
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A snap private story where you talk about past friendships which didn’t last, how it all ended
Did You See That Friend Love Story
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when a person gives oral sex to a man and receives anal after it.
Hey Tyrone look at that bitch in the comments saying "story time?" and "crop?" he must suck dick!
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a story about true love and finding out who you're true friends are.
winner of the 2010 Oh-My-God-Tears-Are-Crying Award.
John: Did you see Toy Story 3?
Jill: Yeah, then I ate three gallons of ice cream and cried on the couch for three hours.
John: I had the same reaction.
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4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care
1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro
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