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the act of boning a dumb bitch while jamming a foot long summer sausage up her ass. Afterwards, no need for crackers and cheese. Cum on the shit covered summer sausage and make the bitch eat it.
I gave that bitch the Nasty Summer Sausage. No big deal.
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1. a term used when summer feels like its never going to end
2. a word used to describe that feeling when you get the fuck out of school on the last day
i.e. "DUDE OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM GONNA GET SUCH A SERIOUS CASE OF ENDLESS SUMMER SYNDROME SOON."
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Dude: "Hey do you see that girl over there?"
Dude 2: "Hell yea,lookin Summer Vicious in that bikini!"
Dude: "Wanna bang her?"
Dude2: "Whoever gets to her first wins bro!"
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time in the summer where it is so hot that the dogs howl and bark like crazy
person 1:the summer heat has been making the dogs crazy like maniacs!!
person 2: tru dat homes
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You rob banks all summer, and towards the end of the summer you kill 2 or more people and get life sentence.
John: let’s go do a hot boy summer bro! Fuck them girls
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instead of "Hot Girl Summer" it shall be "Hoe Girl Summer" because literally everything girls do in Hot Girl Summer is sleeping with every dude they see, which could result in you being taken as a hoe.
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Summer Fool's day occurs every year on July 1st. Unlike April fool's day, where you tell lies to trick someone and laugh, Summer Fool's day is the one day of the year where you tell someone the absolute truth without fear of reprucussion. This is the one day of the year where fools can be treated like fools, without the facade of political correctness.
You are really not that funny, you're not very smart either. Every day I have to pretend you are tolerable and mildly likeable, when in reality I can't stand the sight of you. Your mere presence makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Every time I hear your voice it's like an eardropper of acid slowly being released into my ear canal.
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!
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