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My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed”
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Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.
I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".
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finding a match on the fore mentioned dating site and arranging a date only to discover the person looks nothing like their profile picture and you feel a tad cheated
" bloody hell what a right tinder surprise i had there :O she had hands like chip shovels "
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When you reach down under the blankets in the middle of the night, to pet your dog. Instead of finding his head, you tickle his balls by accident.
I got a canine surprise last night. I felt a bit queazy but he sure looked pleased with himself.
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When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!
"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"
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When someone scrunches his or her penis inside itself to the point of being enveloped by the scrotum. Then proceeds to let go of said package causing the turtle to slowly come out of its shell.
Guy: Hey! Check out my Norwegian Surprise!!
Girl: Ewwwwww!
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When u drill a girl hard until she's ready to cum- you pull out and her hole remains gaping - and you stick your tounge way in there as far as you can to receive her gush of cream goodness.
Tom received a warm mouthful from lauren when he gave her a manhunt surprise during there one night stand in the back seat of his 69 cutless.
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