whisky dip taint chaser

Taking a swig of your preferred whisky placing dip on your significant others taint and liking it off follow by another swing of your favourite whisky

I took that heavy like a Chevy chick round back and gave her a whisky dip taint chaser and she was mine alllll night long

twin turbo taint tickler

* One who is fond of the taint

* A person whom uses both hands to tickle taints at a rapid speed

* Someone who unsuspectedly tickles taints

* Two fingered fast taint tickler

* Someone who tickles taints at the speed of sound, also known as The Tingly Watson and The French Tickler

I was sexually assaulted by the twin turbo taint tickler

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Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint

When someone’s face looks like a scrotum that went through a blast of radiation and turned wrinkly, droopy and smells like a taint in 150 degree weather.

You think that guy will pick that chick up? C’mon man, he looks like a Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint.

chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil

al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers

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Choad (aka taint meat)

meat btween a male species balls and brown eye, and btween females kitty and hershey highway

1. that mustve hurt ,being kicked in the choad.
2. Dont be such a choad.

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taint sucking ball junkie

This a vulgar expression to describe a guy that loses unconditionally in fifa. He chooses to whine and repeatedly say "sir?" when he feels the game is unfair.

Brenden: Sir! thats a foul. This is ridonculous

Blake: your such a taint sucking ball junkie

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Ice cream taint job

When you bust a creamy nut on a girls taint after sex

Yeah buddy I pulled out so late I busted An "Ice cream taint job".

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