tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.
sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean
Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”
Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears
The response of a high school mean girl or cheersquad member when they've been told;"Your Prom Bids Will NOT be Accepted"!! They will be the ones whom will be crying their eyes out on prom night, while the classmates they had tormented all these years,will be having the time of their lives at "Prom Night".
Look at the mean girls cry!! They are crying "Prom Night Tears", because they were told that their prom bids were not accepted.
Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.
A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!
Premium spring water from the mountains in Nepal.
Wow! Can I drink some of those yak-tears?
Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen
Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..
Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.
Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.