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The largest dildo known to mankind. It averages approx. 14 inches long and is from 2 1/4 to 2 3/4 inches around.
Did you hear about Debbie?
No what happened?
She was killed after using The Great American Challenge.
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The Great Wall of China refers to the 2-3 frontmost rows of seats of a University lecture theatre. The name refers to the fact that these seats are often occupied by East Asian students, who are stereotyped to be keeners when it comes to school.
This term was originally invented by medical students, but can be applied to any University course taken by Asian keeners.
"Save me a seat further back next class. I don't want to sit up in the Great Wall of China again"
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Something Mao Zedong tried to do but failed horribly, so now no Chinese person wants to talk about it because it ruins their background (or maybe it's just cause Chinese people don't know what you mean)
American Citizen: Hey, remember when Mao Zedong tried to do the "Great Leap Forward" but failed horribly?
Chinese Guy: 我不知道您再说什么 (Translation: I don't know what you're talking about)
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to put forth sincere effort to become more than what you are now, and be successful in these efforts. bringing something out of yourself that you never even knew you had in you, pause
stop being a slacker and go out there in the world and achieve everything that you always knew you could, but were too afraid of failure to apply yourself. STEP INTO YOUR GREATNESS, MAN!
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The wall that is set to be built along the United States and Mexican border. It's primary goal is to stop illegal immigration.
The wall is going to be huge. -President Donald j. Trump.
The great wall of america is a wonder of The new world.
a school full of administrators who take pride in using their academic achievers as their stepping stone to success, but in reality the schools a shit show. anyone who is struggling with their grades, they push to the side in fear of losing the power of being one of the “best magnet schools in ct.”
the only decent teacher there is the gym teacher because he actually tells it as it is, and puts pride in making the students there laugh. once the gym teachers gone, get ready for hell.
not to mention, the principals ignore the cries of bullying from others and doesn’t take into consideration how much it affects us just because there isn’t any fights.
just because the schools connected to the college doesn’t mean it’s any good.
“you to *great path academy* you mean the school where the kids are known for sneaking into the college side to suck dick?”
teacher: “gpa rocks!”
Someone, originally from New Zealand or Australia, who is very fond of smoking marijuana. (aka, "smoke fi di ganja, maan!)
Surfer Dude #1: Ey might, wonder what's got Steve so spaced out!
Surfer Dude #2: He was hittin' the bong again: That feller is a regular Great Barrier reefer!
Surfer Dude # 1: 'struth, blimey!