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I wanted to kill my self after my maths teacher told me to go on Corbett maths
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A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.
Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?
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Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.
Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math
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A useless period of time used for situations like “what if you didn’t have a calculator?” But in reality everyone does.
This class is nothing more than bragging rights for kids if they get good grades.
“Dang it, I have to go to Math Class for the 197,836,927’th time
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An employee who lies on their timesheet so it appears they worked 40 hours, not the 35 they actually worked.
Beth is a math magician. She can make coming in at 10:00 and leaving at 5:00 equal 8 full hours.
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Math used when the intent is to confuse, confound or falsify the true calculations.
By increasing certain taxes, lowering other taxes, adding new taxes, removing others as well as giving new and old taxes old and new names the Government performs circus math, a dazzling display of calculations that few people can ever figure out.
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