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When a girl sucks on both of a mans testicles at the same time
Dude my girl gave me a Canadian Carwash last night...
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noun: a canadian teen who is both proud to be canadian, and not afraid of expressing him/herself. interests include maccaroni and cheese, beer, my chemical romance, hot topic, plaid jackets, and fellow canadians/emos
me, and if there's anybody else out there who is also a canadian emo, please tell me
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Hard as a Motherfucker
aka H.A.M.
Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.
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A rare 3-some with two Canadian men and an all natural (never shaved) Brazilian woman. During intercourse, prior to ejaculation, both men pull out and proceed to jerk one another off until they cum onto her thicket of pubes, (resembles a rainforest). But as in all rainforests the white men want to cut down everything, and to accomplish this both men get a razor in their mouth and shave the womans pubes leading to the vagina. Sorry but its not complete until they ingest the pubes and semen.
Dude have you seen a "Canadian Rainforest'?
No but i heard it was great!
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An ethnic group inhabiting parts of the U.S. and Canada, but mostly Canada and more specifically, Québec. This bigoted, arrogant group of people are constantly attempting to assert their superiority over others. They look down on the rest of Canada and the U.S., believing they are the most important asset to the earth. The attitude and arrogance exerted by your typical french canadian is openly resented by most Canadians who do not reside in Québec, and also heavily resented by Americans residing in the northeastern states of New York, Massachusetts, and Vermont, to name a few.
Make sure you speak French when talking to the french canadians, Morgan. You don't want him to kill you in your sleep tonight.
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The assholes, know as the QuebecWasp are the reason people hate Quebec. Not all French Canadians are horrible, in fact they are very friendly people. But please please PLEASE watch out for the QuebecWasps. If you speak a word of any other language than French in front of you they will assume the presence of a wasp then rape the fuck out of you.
American : Guess what Jean-Francois? I’m going to Quebec for the holidays!
Jean-François: Ohhhhh boy, you better steer clear of the QuebecWasp. Only speak with the French-Canadians.
American : Okay.
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To remove all Canadian references from a motion picture filmed in Canada in order to make you perceive it was filmed in the United States.
Bob: Did you fuzz out the license plates and remove all the "aye"s from that film before it airs on the Lifetime Network?
Lisa: Yes, that film was de-canadianized in post-production already.
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