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It is when you eat out a fat chick, and as she is climaxing the flab from her back, stomach, and sides flaps onto your head making a clapping sound. Thus you have a donkey clap.
So, I was eating out Stephanie yesterday, when she donkey clapped me. I don't think she noticed. I would do it again.
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When a man urinates in a woman's mouth, shits in a woman's mouth, and cums in a woman's mouth, and then turns around and kicks her with his two legs like a donkey to make her spit it up.
Man I gave her a golden donkey that was so good she asked for another
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is a male ruff neck/redneck, who is a low class liar. Worse than your average redneck, because his word has no value. Most likely will be pretending to be living a life thats not his own.
Friend-Girl he is such a liar...
2nd Friend-Oh girl dont worry bout him, he's nothing but your average creek donkey anyway!
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The act of overdosing on painkillers and then getting your balls pounded in by another women's high-heels until a ball breaks or the testicular sack rips open. Also known as Snap, Crackle, Pop.
I headed to the hospital after my share of the Donkey Kick.
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Also known as "Budda's Dirty Donkey Fold" (BDDF), a rarely used sexual position available only to young, thin, and flexible women, usually those who are experienced in yoga and like to be dominiated.
In this position the woman begins on the edge of a bed, coffee table, or office desk, bent down on all fours doggy style. Then, with her ass facing the male (who is standing with his crotch against her ass), she bends down all the way until her head and breasts are pressed into her knees, her ass touches her ankles, and her feet stick off the edge of the bed just below her love box and poop shoot. At this point the male leans over the girl and pounds her while she's curled up into a ball.
Oh man, she climbed up on her bed and BEGGED me for the Dirty Donkey!
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Want to know what a donkey show is like?
check out the following web site (without spaces)
www.ronharrismuscle.com/ horror/docs / donkeyshow.doc
A show where young girls which are often kidnapped are forced to copulate with a donkey.
Despite the fact that the girl was drugged up, there was no doubt that she would unlikely survive this inhumane practice called a donkey show.
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A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:
1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).
2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.
3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)
"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."
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