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A man who can back out without losing his load
Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”
Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
Drivers knee is common among truckers and delivery drivers it occurs when one’s knee has extra pressure in it causing the knee to hurt from pressing the gas for too long at a sitting angle the best way to get rid of the pressure is by spraying cum into as truckers call it a lot lizard or as delivery drivers call it a street whores twat
I have a bad case of drivers knee
(Verb): when there is more than 1 person in the vehicle and the vehicle is being steered by an individual other than the driver.
Heather is a better celebrity driver than an actual driver.
Phoebe Bridgers for straight people
"Wow have you listened to drivers license? That shit made me cry."
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"
Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.
"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.
When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
Similar to an oxygen thief.
Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.
These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.
Timmy is a spoon-driver
Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.