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A girl or woman, seen as good looking and hot, sometimes found sporting full sleeve tattoos and loved by many. Underlying this coolness exists the ability to knit, but to not look like one who knits, her coolness hiding her geeky ways. Very few in existence but have been sighted on the south coast of England but this has never been verified.
Wow, she's hot but she knits? That's one cool female geek!
In Israel it's one who was dunked head in the toilet and flushed on by the basketball heroes of the school and who set dates with girls that didn't show up in highschool. He joined the army glad 2 not see those jerks. in bootcamp the other soldiers held him down on the ground to fart on his face. After bootcamp the computer geek served a shit job at tel hashomer or lotem base cleaning the personal toilet of the disciplinary officer who spent 20-30 yrs eating only burgers. Once the israeli computer geek is out of the army he goes to university, does well and goes on to a msc and phd in computer science. On the way the computer geek makes himself excuses like "no time" for having had no dates in his life nor going to the gym or excersizing since bootcamp. Once the israeli computer geek is a lecturer it's a bit different. He can be an asshole in his own way giving bsc students weekly tasks where only the geeks like him who suffered in highschool and bootcamp don't lose part of the grade before the exam. When the Israeli computer geek is an educat the divorced 33-46 yr old women consider the man they meet at the pub since he isn't as dumb, drunk or broke as their electrician or nut salesman ex husband and an asshole to young bsc students counts as an asshole. Finally when the Israeli computer geek is in his way on top he also gets a good fuck when it no longer matters. A computer geek lecturer is the lecturer for any computer course you take in university who gives you shit.
Those computer geek lecturers want to feel good about themselves even though in highschool they were stood up by the hot chicks and dunked head in the toilet bowl for a flush by the basketball hero jocks so they give us impossible homework that only geeks like them can do.
The "best" line in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Proof that Jack Thorne and John Tiffany do not know how to write proper dialogue
SCORPIUS: Oh. Not yet. But he will. Hopefully. And this — this house is where Bathilda Bagshot lived,
lives . . .
ALBUS: The Bathilda Bagshot? A History of Magic Bathilda Bagshot?
SCORPIUS: The very same. Oh my, that’s her. Wow. Squeak. My geekness is a-quivering.
A term used when someone insults you, such as a nerd, geek, loser or scum. Usually shuts them up. If not, repeat, with heavy emphasis on the Geek part.
Pronunced "Sit down, Geek." Make sure you pause.
NerdyJim112: Hey you suck dude!
Tony: Sit down, Geek.
NerdyJim112: ......
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A bunch of busted white 40 year old virgins that masturbate in their moms basement while fantasizing about chicks that would never fuck them... unless they are popping Ambien and getting sloshed out of their minds.
Talk about some white geek dick!! I got so wasted we ended up fucking. It was awful his dick is shorter then a baby carrot and hes a virgin..
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somone over obsessed with rpgs, mmorpgs, role playing, and magicky/medieval stuff in general.
person 1: did you hear about the new items they're adding to that mmorpg i was talking about?
person 2: what? of course not... i aint a role playing geek
person 1: OMFG!!! rpgs arent for geeks. ppl who play mmorpgs have more friends than you do!!!
person 2: yea, but do you know them?
person 1: uhhh.... i think i know like 2
person 2: out of 78? rpgeek...
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a phrase you'd use in front of your mother, or grand mother. Basically this term describes any unknown individual or paty doing something annoying, that would generally make you swear.
Someone pulls out in front of you, your mother a passenger:
YOU: Aww, come on geek patrol!
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