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When one is in the act of squeezing their own hog
Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"
Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"
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A Russian Sweet Hog is a term used when a person on the internet(usually omegle or something similar) tries to come on to you. You respond by asking if they are ready for a Russian Sweet Hog. They will usually reply yes thinking that it is something sexual when actually, it is when you read bedtime stories to dead babies. This is meant to shock and scar the person talking to you, which kills the mood to "cyber".
Stranger:asl
You:19/F/Russia
Stranger: Wanna cyber?
You:Sure, are you ready for a Russian Sweet Hog?
Stranger: Sure, whats that?
You: It's when you read bedtime stories to dead babies
*Stranger disconnects*
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Someone who wants to be a tattoo artist but doesn't want to tattoo. They will tell everyone they are a tattoo artist but will only tattoo the designs they want to do, whereas a real tattoo artist will pretty much tattoo anything on anyone at any time.
They can be overheard saying things like "I don't tattoo for money," and often insult the customer's idea or choice of tattoo.
A space hog thinks that because they make tattoos they are entitled to being respected and or admired regardless of their character.
We went to the studio to get a tattoo but it was just a bunch of space hogs stroking each others ego's and trying to talk us into things we don't want.
I wanted to get a tattoo but some space hog tried to talk me out of it so I left.
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when you literally have some fat ass person mooching off you,don't work or do anything but laze around and just about eat everything in your house.Also they're up your ass all the time.
You need to get off my ass ya bum sniffing hog and get a job
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Someone who's disgustingly drawn to power and people with power, resulting to a kissing-up to those in power
A: I'll set you up with Shaniqua.
B: Is she rich? What do her parents do?
A: You're such a power hog.
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An obese woman/girl. Usually so fat and disgusting that the rolls of her size destroys any curves of her body. Queever hogs usually have boobs coming out their back that are caused by strain between her bra and fat, squishing them into looking like back boobs. A bunt is another common symptom of being a queever hog.
"We went to Ruby Tuesdays to celebrate graduation and of course we had to get the one queever hog waitress"
"Hey John, did the queever hog even fit through the bus doors?"
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Definition from the picture dictionary.
Picture a naked Winston Churchill with a vagina... unibrow and flannel is optional.
"Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent" - aerosmith - sweet emotion
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